Political Jokes

The following is an email from my friend Alistair.

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from Manchester, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, from Birmingham, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Edinburgh says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Belfast, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts leftover."

But the fifth surgeon, from London, shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the arse are interchangeable."